December 13, 2004

Dear Aunt Terry,

Thank you for the Christmas Card and the $20 (which I'm using to have a couple nice dinners out; so thanks very much)! Enclosed is the perfected essay, "Gay Marriage By Any Other Name", which I consider will become a most important document. It encourages secession as a final measure to disassociate one's people from our present Republican government (assuming our demands will be denied; and if denied it then becomes interpreted as a declaration of war; in this case civil war).

But I have added a juicy followup to my remarkable essay, that you'll enjoy so much more, the implications of rejecting my proposal by the Howard Dean gang of pseudo-liberals, who now call themselves "Democracy for America". Well, as I see it, Prez Bush and henchmen have gone absolutely bonkers/berzerk and are the living ghosts of Hitler et al! But what has become of this, this THING to which we still attach the title "Democratic Party"?

We must have non-partisan organizing with gay marriage equality the central impetus. As long as each political cell forms with gay marriage at its center, then the cell will thrive...and be a successful link in the underground network of today's Allied Queer Resistance. If on the other hand they do not give core respect to gay marriage, those cells will quickly corrupt and die off. But let it be known that a successful cell can nonetheless choose to disband at any moment, even without any apparant threat the reason. There is a failsafe routine built into this proposal, which makes it impossible to be used as a weapon to turn against us...and any homophobe who tries, shall be sorely grieving.

Many who voted Republican are coming to regret their choice: truly an American Tragedy in the making! But it is certainly not too late for former Bush-supporters to join our counter-revolution to usurp this most dangerous despot who stole not just one, but TWO presidential elections! And if you think allowing homosexuals to be persecuted will distract the lizards from coming to get YOU and YOUR FAMILY next, you're in for a VERY RUDE awakening. As long as any person or group devotes him or itself to defending gay marriage, they will remain protected from persecution by these Overlords of Satan. But the moment one plays the anti-queer shtick in any way, shape or form, Gestapo War Dogs will sniff you out IMMEDIATELY, and you shall be ravaged in their blood sport!

For we have both Evil and Justice working together for a change. And whatsoever you do to a gay person shall also be done unto you. And this includes not ever addressing the issue, nor thinking about the issue, nor speaking about the issue, nor contributing to the issue with money and volunteering.While gays are perceived for a while longer as the hapless scapegoat for HeteroAmerican Society, many will gloat in perverted satisfaction, believing homosexuals to be dead meat (or living experimental subjects for the betterment of Das Homeland. Heil Amerika, thou terrifier and murderer of your sexual minorities! Come and get us if you can, for we have a trick up our sleeve, that you'll never guess!)

Shun anyone who is against gay marriage...that is the mark of a Nazi (as is the wearing of a Christian icon such as a cross or fish). Don't accept anything less, such as "civil union"...that's just a trap. If you have any gay friends in your neighborhood (especially ones that are home owners), don't be surprised if they've suddenly been "disappeared"...and their homes and property given to the service of Das Homeland. That is the Nazis working covertly, while redneck Amerika looks the other way. If you can help your gay friends go underground, then by all means do so! But remember that harboring a queer is just as risky as was harboring a Jew, in the last Holocaust. So be cleaver as a whip...which you shall be, as long as you have the good sense to care about gay people. That is the secret...a secret which one could never fake.